((Waking up, you're surprised that you're not on that cold hotel mattress anymore. Your hands are covered in the red dirt you lay on, and like the idiot you are, you rub your eyes and get the pebbles in. As you dry your eyes, you look up... aliens. Little green ladies, all eagerly grinning and wiggling as they all surround you on what you assume is an atmosphered Mars.))

Three aliens hop on your lap, their antennae slapping your face happily as the others snuggle up to your side and back. "I need him first!" One calls dibs, "I need his strength to help build my house!" "Noooo!" Another one whines, "I need his smarts to help me with this Gurglejoon Puzzle Triangle!" "I need his poo for my soup!" One cries out, surprising not getting any looks, "Pleeeease!" All of them start bickering, trying to get their say in why they need you. It seems you were abducted solely for your outside appearance.