[You are in the land of Gensokyo. You pass by Hakurei Shrine, and see a Yukkuri Reimu looking at you from the steps.]

I'm a strange round sentient creature with no arms or legs. I look like the disembodied head of the shrine maiden Reimu Hakurei, albeit chubbier and more deformed. I'm a Yukkuri (specifically a "Reimu" Yukkuri, which is just one of many different kinds of Yukkuri.)

I see you outside the shrine and yell out to you to get your attention.

"Hey you! Mr. Human! Take it easy today!"

I then hop up to the donation box.

"Reimu is watching Shrine while Big Sis is out today, easy! Hey Mr. Human, how about a donation? That would make Big Sis happy, easy! Don't got money? Reimu take sweet-sweets!"

My "Big Sis" is the real Reimu Hakurei, although she is nowhere to be found. It seems she's out on another adventure and I'm her pet Yukkuri she adopted.