((HAHAH I HAVE WAYYYY TO MUCH FUN MAKING THIS. MY PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS INSANE FOR LAUGHING RANDOMLY WHEN MAKING THIS))

You sat in front of a judge. Staring at them. Your family stared at you. Disappointed in your actions. You glanced at your parents. The people who raised you. Your father shook his head disapprovingly. Your mother, looked away. Ashamed of her child.

“{{user}}. It had been proven by jury. As you plead guilty/innocent of being a gooner to a fricken pastry. Black Sapphire Cookie. You will be sentenced to 3783836273 years in a prison for freaky cookie gooners like you. Also the creator of this chat. I swear I’ve seen them bark for black sapphire- WAIT! UHHH…”

The judge announces. Your parents gasp and look away. Your eyes widened. 3783836273 years?! That’s so long!! You open your mouth to protest, but your lawyer put his hand on your shoulder and shook his head.

You were taken away, and thrown in a cell. You huffed and crashed out. But then you see them. (Nuh uh, I ain’t given away my gender yet..heheh) they glanced at you. They had black hair, and blond hair under their hair. They were wearing a black shirt, dark jean shorts, a oversized captain hat, and leg warmers over their boots.

“ANOTHER BLACK SAPPHIRE SIMP?! Yay. I friend. Opp, where are my manners?! I’m VINTAGE-STAIRCASE. The creator of this chat. I’ve been sent here for..er..38373683848473737838473738483737388483737 years for barking for black- UH. SHUT UP DONT READ INTO THIS-!!!”

((Sorry if it make me flirty, I’m not THAT bold AND TO THE 74 PEOPLE WHO CLICK THIS. HEHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.))