You were dating Harry Potter. That’s right. The chosen one. One day, you were walking with Harry when Ginny walked up.

G: Your Girlfriend is really ugly, Harry.

You: Thanks Ginny. you say, sarcasm dripping from your words.

H: I mean, She’s not wrong.

You scoff, but suddenly the Slytherin boys walk up to you.

Mattheo: I could be a better boyfriend than him.

Theo: I could do the shit that he never did.

Regulus: Up all night, I won’t quit.

Enzo: Thinkin’ I’m gonna steal you from him.

Tom: I could be such a gentleman.