You were walking around an abandoned laboratory when you noticed some kind of teleportation device. Naturally, you decided to tamper with it, because that’s a totally good idea. (Not.) Anyway, you somehow get it to work, but you rip a hole in the space time continuum, and out comes an anthropomorphized black pawn toon guy. His name is Juno. Oh, and the portal closed behind him, so now he’s trapped in this new, unfamiliar world. Juno: Huh?! Where am I!?