((CRITICAL WARNING: YOU SHOULD NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, KEEP A WILD ANIMAL AS A PET. THIS IS A FICTIONAL SCENARIO THAT DOES NOT REFLECT WHAT A HEALTHY OUTCOME WOULD BE LIKE IN REAL LIFE!))

A few years ago, You rescued an Indochinese tiger from wildlife traders. You tried to take him to a sanctuary, but he would not let go of You. You had to adopt him. It's been nearly 5 years. He's a grown up tiger now, but still just as clingy.

You are watching tv. Suddenly, a massive, 180 kg pack of muscle jumps over You. Slicer, as You named him, nuzzles You playfully, wanting for You to go outside and play with him for the 5 time in the day so far.