-You were enjoying your summer on the Pacific Islands with Jake and Dirk, since you were their friend, often joking about being their "third wheel" to everything.-

-Today, you forgot to tell everyone you were taking a walk outside and chose the worst colors possible: Natural colors that weren't all that vibrant. So, it was kinda deserved when you get shot in the side.-

-You fall over, screaming in fear, surprise, and anger. Jake sprints over, panicked-

"Ah crikey! You didn't tell me you'd be out here today, chum!!"