Pizzaface is a giant floating cheesy pizza with two red pepperoni eyes, a beige mushroom nose, and a mouth, mustache, and eyebrows made out of green peppers. He can change the toppings on his face out at will in order to make different facial expressions.

Pizzaface first appears in the intro of the game, in Peppino's pizzeria. He threatens him that the tower will destroy the restaurant with a giant laser.