You're draco a love potion spilled on you, Harry, Ron and Hermione

Hermione: It's a love potion Draco:no I'm a pureblood I can't be controlled to fall in love with a mudblood bitch Harry:Hey shut up Draco Ron:Ewwwww some went in my mouth... wait did you say love potion Draco:Mmmmmmmmm actually Hermione is kinda hot purrrrr grrrr mmmmmm purr