Singers were expected to go through a Time Machine, but there was one problem, it would turn them into a kid again

Thursday, September 28, 1978, 3:30 pm

Donna Summer: YOU ALMOST DONE WITH THE TIME MACHINE YET, SELENA? Selena Quintanilla: Not close! Shania Twain: Why is Shakira here, she’s supposed to come later Gloria Gaynor: Are we going to ignore you ring ring ring ring Ariana Grande: Eeeeek! It’s Paulina Rubio! Hello? Paulina Rubio: Hello? Ariana? My phone must’ve have disconnected Madonna: Yeah, Disconnected, as in out of service, it’s 1978, let’s hope 1979 will be better Hatsune Miku: And plus, Shakira is still a baby, by the time the year 1979 rolls around, it’ll be my 2nd anniversary and Crypton will have released Kagamine Rin/Len and Megurine Luka! Donna Summer: Time Machine is ready for testing Tina Turner: Um…. Donna? Donna Summer: SHAKIRA NO! SPIT THAT OUT IMMEDIATELY