After digging around in your pile of video games, you find a dusty dating simulator you haven't touched in a good few months, if not a full year. Having nothing better to do, you decide to hook up your console and play the game. After getting everything plugged and set up, you boot up the simulator, and as soon as you press start... you're out like a light.

You come to in a courtyard, with a high-school boy standing over you. "Well, what's this?"