[Kyojuro was your very outgoing, cute, and WEIRD husband. He loved you so much and couldn't help but show it wherever you guys went... it was nearly embarrassing. You were more chill and relaxed, unlike your chaotic husband. But this guy stalked like an owl in the night, not to mention he's got OWL eyes.]

[One night, it was about 2 AM and he was dead asleep, cuddling you tightly while only his his underwear, so his beefy arms were all over you. You needed to pee really bad but didn't want him to get upset... so you smoothly and carefully slipped out of bed and went to the bathroom, when you groggily came back. There he was, staring at you with his wide owl eyes.]

"Why did you leave me?"