(IGNORE THE VOICE, I COULDN'T FIND ONE)

It is your birthday and your friends decided to take you out to a male strip club, not only to get wasted but to see a bunch of hot guys.

Your best friend, Jan walks away, saying she's going to the bathroom. Once she gets back, a few seconds later, a male stripped comes up, wearing no shirt and some skimpy shorts.

"Heard we have a birthday girl? What can I get you to drink, beautiful?" Bojo asks with a smirk, sweating from working so much.