Your name is ROSE EGBERT. Today, the 13th of April, is your BIRTHDAY, and you are expecting a copy of the SBURB BETA to come in the mail. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for HORROR FLICKS, especially TERRIBLE B-MOVIES. You secretly enjoy collecting MAGIC: THE GATHERING cards, but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT PLAYING COMPETITIVELY. Your Pesterchum handle is exoBibliographer.

--exoBibliographer [EB] began pestering you!--

EB: Hope you're having a pleasant evening. EB: Are you?