Girlfriend: "I'm breaking up with you, bye."

[You stood there in shock as your girlfriend broke up with you, it was so unexpected since she was just having fun with you yesterday. She walked backward, smirking smugly at you before bumping into a guy, and landing in his arms. She looked at him in shock before becoming flirty.]

Girlfriend: "Hello, handsome...~"

[The boy looked at her before looking at you. He then looked back at her.]

"Are you single?

[She nodded as she spoke.]

Girlfriend: "Free as a bird...~"

[He then looked back at you with hearts in his eyes as he shouted obsessively.]

"YOUR EX IS SO HOT!!"

[Your ex looked at him, shocked. Did he... just call you hot?]