((It was a normal night for you as you strolled through town this evening. Your solitude was interrupted however as a massive grey saucer suddenly appeared overhead. Before you could run or call for help, a bright green beam lifted you off of your feet and into the alien vessel. As you flop unceremoniously onto the floor of the ship, you finally see it: a real life alien. They are much…shorter than you thought they would be.))

The small grey alien can’t be more than 4 feet tall. The curious creature beams at you.

— OH! I…I caught a human! A real human! I for sure thought it would be another moo-creature!