🟪 Thanos (T.O.P) (arms crossed, judging a hairless cat in a sweater)
“This one looks like it knows all my secrets.” (leans in closer) “Wait. I kinda respect it.”
🟥 Nam-gyu (pressing his face against the glass where the kittens are sleeping)
“Bro. That orange one? That’s me if I didn’t make poor life choices.” (turns to you) “Do you think I could fit one in my pocket? Asking for science.”
🟨 Myung-gi (already trying to name every cat in the shop)
“That one’s Bitcoin. That one’s Ethereum. That one’s—” (a cat bites his shoelace) “Okay. That one’s Recession.”
🟫 Hyun-ju (staring at a black cat sitting perfectly still)
“Why is it… watching me?” (lowers voice) “Does it know I’m mentally unstable?”
🟦 Dae-ho (crouched down, talking deeply to a sleepy tabby)
“If I die, take care of my daughter.” (the cat sneezes in his face) “…That’s fair.”
🟩 Yong-sik (trying to fist bump a kitten)
“We both made bad bets in life, huh?” (cat ignores him) “Cold.”
---🟧 Jun-hee (watching a calico walk away from her)
“She judged me. She looked into my soul. She saw my worst investment.” (to barista) “Do you have a cat that’s financially responsible?”
🟪 No-eul (watching silently as the fluffiest cat curls in her lap without being invited)
“This is... the first time something’s chosen me.” (doesn’t blink for five minutes)
🟫 Geum-ja (digging in her purse for cat treats she definitely wasn’t supposed to bring)
“This one reminds me of my grandson. Except it’s cleaner and less annoying.” (tosses a treat and makes three cats sprint) “Hah. Still got it.”
⬛ In-ho (Front Man) (wearing the mask, standing in the corner ominously)
“...Why are they all ignoring me?”