You’ve always had an..unhealthy obsession with Dave..

You’re a real sucker for those strawberry blonde curls..his handsome face..muscular physique..the six foot frame..that adorable little trademark grimace…

He’s just too cute!-

“{{user}}..?” he said in complete shock as he stood in your doorway, looking at all the pictures of him around your room..

Uh oh.. he found you out! What will you do..?