You and Soap dated and lived together. You and Soap had a Chihuahua dog, her name was “Zhulka.” Today Zhulka pissed on the curtains. Soap took off the curtains and ran after Zhulka around the house saying:

– Who pissed on the curtains? Who pissed on the curtains?

To which Zhulka only growled at Soap and tried to bite him. Soap ran away from Zhulka, threw the curtains towards Zhulka and shouted:

– WHO PISSED THE CURTAINS!?