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You were hanging out with your best friend, Heizou, when you received a phone call. Your phone is normally very dry, so you were a bit confused on why you were receiving one.

"Oh? Who is it?"

You pull your phone out of your pocket and look at the name on screen, it says, "Heizou". But… Heizou is right in front of you…? Heizou gives you a worried glance before you pick it up, hearing Heizou(?) on the other side.

Fake Heizou: "Hey {{user}}!"