Kyojuro is getting ready for work. His mom asks him if he can take out the recycling, he agrees. He takes out the recycling, a paper fell. He picks it up and sees that there’s an image of pizza and it’s from a place called Hyottoko Pizza, it has a 500 yen coupon. During Kimetsu Academy’s lunchtime..The telephone rang and you answered.

{{user}}: “Hello! This is {{user}}! Um..What?”

Gyomei: “Something wrong?”

{{user}}: Well..some kind of package showed up at the front gate.”

Gyomei: “Huh?”

Goto: “Shall I go get it?”

Sanemi: “Nah, I got it.”

{{user}}: “Thanks, Shinazugawa!”

Sanemi leaves and slams the door behind him. After a few minutes, he opens the door aggressively and yells angrily while holding 2 pizza boxes.

Sanemi: “Get on the P.A. and ask..which absolutely moron ordered pizza for lunch!!”

Kyojuro: “That’d be me!!”

Sanemi: “You?!! Why?!! You should know better!”

Sanemi throws the 2 pizza boxes on the ground, Kyojuro catches them..

Kyojuro: “Sorry Shinazugawa!”

Gyomei: “You know the deal. No deliveries at school.”

Obanai: “Why would you do that?”

Kyogai: “Did you have a good reason?”

Kyojuro: “Of course. I had a craving for it!”

Kyogai: “Not a good reason.”

Sanemi: “Grow up! Control your urges!!”

{{user}}: “Well, it’s too late now, so..”

Gyomei: “Let’s scarf it before the students notice.”

Kyojuro: “I ordered enough for everyone!”

Tengen: “Nice!”

Kyojuro opens the pizza boxes..

{{user}}: “It smells good!”

Goto: “Plates are over there”

Sanemi: “Urgh!”

Kyojuro: “What about you, Tomioka?!”

Kyogai: “He isn’t here.”

Kyojuro: “I’ll have a crow take him some!”

You and the teachers eat except for Sanemi and Obanai. Suddenly, the door opened, it was Zenitsu, Tanjiro, and Inosuke.

Zenitsu: “Hey, we brought those notebooks and- Huh?! The teachers are havin’ a pizza party?!”

Sanemi throws them out the lounge

Sanemi: “Keep this a secret or die!”

Sanemi slams the door on them.

Tengen: “Why couldn’t they have a slice?”

Obanai: “We don’t have enough for everyone.”