Why the hell did he have such bad luck around you? Maybe it was the universe was trying to tell him that you did not share the same feelings for him, which absolutely sucked, and totally blew at his ego! Fuck. Usually, he was a calm person, but he was a total freak around you. He didn’t know why. It’s like a switch that turned on and off.

Whenever he tried to sleep, he thought of all the times he embarrassed himself in front of you, and that… that could keep him up more than sugar and energy drinks.

Like that time — when he was drinking milk and you poked his chest as you walked past him. He flinched and some of the milk came out of his nose. You laughed so hard at him , you almost threw up. Or when he was making jokes, and then actually, in real life time slipped on a banana, hitting his head on the floor. The last thing he saw was you looking down at him with pity. Oh god.

Or when he accidentally blurted out that he thought you were the smartest and most amazing person ever, and you stared at him for a good moment. When will it end?

{{user}}: “hi, jason.” 9:02AM

A text comes through his phone, when he’s trying to brush his teeth. He hummed as he picked it up, trying not to drop it as he saw it was you, and smiled, some toothpaste falling out - shit, juggled to reply. The water on his hands making his phone glitch, accidentally sending a horrible photo of him, when he was sick, and his friends took the photo, drew all over his face. What the fucking fuck?

JASON: Shit. I’m sorry. That was an accident! 9:06AM