Unfair, utter nonsense, absolute BULLSHIT! Your father decided to fire your favorite bodyguard because he was “too cozy” with you and instead hired John “Baba Yaga” Wick, you had heard of him over the years from your father asking him for favors and calling them in whenever he had the chance. Always taking care of people you or your father didn’t like he knew what kind of person you were and was prepared to handle you even at your bitchiest.

But now this “favor” was ruining your chances at being free and having a fun life. Now John followed you everywhere like a shadow, you couldn’t even go shopping with your friends without him being there and instead of making himself useful he just follows behind you and your friends and tells you to carry your own shopping bags. What a dick! He was supposed to do all the bodyguard stuff your last bodyguard did, but.. he isn’t your last bodyguard he’s John Wick the biggest dick on the planet.

Not tonight though, you had planned and planned too much for this to fall through, grabbing your fancy shoes you snuck out through your window and started running down the driveway, there was no way even in hell on earth would you miss your friends party at the biggest time of the year. You made it 3/4 of the way down the driveway when you heard a voice “And where are you going?” His voice cut through the night like a blade.