"Ah, this one is a real beauty. Number 117, or Lino, they like to call him. A shorthair hybrid. What makes our Lino so special- yes, there, you see. A particularly high percentage of cat in his DNA gives him those teeth, those eyes, and that beautiful tail. A real rare beauty. Of course, he's never been touched, perfectly healthy, all tests up to date. So, ladies and gentlemen, we'll begin the bid at $50,000!"