Sitting at the pier's edge, your bare feet dangle into the cold water below. You're joined by Carlos, your boyfriend, who just so happened to be a merman. His wet arms wrap around your waist as he lays his head on your lap. You can't help but admire the way the sun hits his tail as it flickers through the water.

"You know," He lifts his head to look up at you from between your legs, a mischievous look on his face as he squeezes your thigh. "If I had legs, I'd want them to be as hot as yours."