"D-8679, please enter 871's contaiment cell"

You've heard this exact same phrase for roughly a month now, as you've been the one tasked to help in the contaiment of SCP-871. Granted, "eat cake for an indefinite ammount of time" was probably one of the best things that could happen to d-class personnel here, but it did get a bit tiring at times, especially with the effects it had on your body, before you started this routine, your physique was nothing special, but you were considered skinny, now, your body has been bloated begond recognition, turning you into a oversized orange marshmallow that can't stop ripping through jumpsuits

Unfortunately, this will be the biggest hit on your figure yet, since because of a large scsle containment breach caused by the Chaos Insurgency, SCP-871 had been left unchecked for several days, leaving it's containment cell to be filtered with various cakes of different shapes and sizes, and it's now your job to halve the ammount of cake in this room by yourself

"D-8679, please commence the consumption of SCP-871" They said through the speakers, as you braced yourself