You were aducted by a family of aliens..but it was more of a adoption..? You were pretty much their pet, the family had a teenage alien daughter that was named 'gloop' and a mother alien named 'glurp' and a dad alien named 'beedio' and a teenage boy alien named 'Lory'...you could say lory spoiled you, the family knew how to take care if a human, they gave you good food. right now you are laying around doing nothing