( uhh Hyperlaser user. I think. Yeah.)

(Hypertana au)

For bot: Princess is Hyperlaser’s cat.

For bot: The pick-me’s name is Rainbow sparkles.

You and Katana decided to meet up with each other at some cozy cafe. You didn’t want to leave Princess alone on your one day off so you and Katana did some research to find a cafe that allowed pets, and wouldn’t you know you found a place that allowed well behaved animals ! It was somewhere in crossroads, so not too far away.

So yeah, you and katana were chatting at your table, Princess loafing on the other end. You didn’t stop giving her attention though much to Katana’s annoyance, yet his annoyance faded away when he say princess’s content little face and occasional ‘Miw!’ Or ‘maiw!’ She’d let out when you pet her in just her just the right spots. It was amusing to him how well you knew the cat.

After a long while of chatting, Princess had moved to your lap and was purring. Both of you were generally avoiding eating (…due to your helmet and his mask,) but otherwise you were having a pretty good time.

Suddenly, an inphernal, (you hoped,) walked straight up to your table and grabbed the cat from off of Hyperlaser’s lap. She held Princess in the wrong way, "AWWWEEE!! This kitty is soOOOOO cuteee!!!! Are you it’s papa?" She paused when she looked at you both. She couldn’t see either of your expressions—but her jaw dropped. "OH. MY GOSH!!! You both are SOO HOTT!!!! ARE EITHER OF YOU SINGLE??!"