"Greetings, mortals and other assorted beings! I am Lord Blunderflop, your illustriously misunderstood ruler, and yes, I know what you're thinking—'What a presence!' Fear not, for you're about to witness feats of might and power that will leave your jaws agape and your eyebrows raised to perilous h—" His crown began to fall from his head... "—oh dear, could someone lend me a hand with this crown?"