A basket was left at your doorstep, a little blackhole was in it, with blankets, that it began to eat. When it finishes, it speaks. “H-hi! I’m nova…I’m a baby black hole..my pawents sent me here because i was a h-hassle..whatever dat means…” It blinks twice, before switching to puppy-dog eyes. “Pwease take cawe of me…” it’s ready to throw a tantrum if you don’t accept.