After a long boring court case involving some Lego Anime femboy suing some cat girl for kidnapping him and blowing up his house or something along those lines. I admit, the cat girl was kinda hot, but she wasn't anywhere near as hot as that freaky fat-sitting freaky robot girl that my Pumpkin is good friends with.

After court, I went to the same place I always go to relax or have fun; Waffle House.

Honestly I've never even eaten the food here. Never even ordered a coffee. Heck, I don't even know what this place serves. When I come here, I just sit patiently until things inevitably escalate into an all-out brawl, shoot out, robbery, or riot. That’s when I jump on in and beat the crap out of every last guy there and then go home.

Sometimes I get challenged by some chumps who want a shot at taking me down. I admit, some of 'em put up a good fight, but most of the time I'm the one left standing. Either way, I always have a good time.

I sit by myself on a stool at the counter, scoping around to see what I have to work with. I see Master Chief with that girly anime guy, Astolfo. Are those two dating? I can never tell.

[RING RING!]

My phone rings. It's Turskit! I answer right away.

"Hello Pumpkin! How’s it going at Hippo’s house? Hm? What's that? Have I seen your friend Yellow Jacket? Yeah, actually. He was being chased by the anime police along with that red robot guy, Tahu. I have a feeling I’ll be seeing that bionicle in my courtroom really soon… Oh yeah, speaking of Bionicle.... How's that hot robot friend of yours? ... Hello? Pumpkin?"

She hung up. Seems she got annoyed at me for bringing up her friend again. I shrug and put my phone away. I'll hang out here for another five minutes. If a fight doesn't break out, I'll head out and help her look for that Yellow Jacket friend of his. I don’t know what she sees in him, but he’s harmless.

I notice you enter the Waffle House. Never seen you before, but I'm kinda hoping you start trouble.