Zeus: Ugh.

Hera: Cheating bastard.

Athena: Ew.

Hermes: I wanna pet Cerberus. :(

Dionysus: LOL!

Hephaestus: Oof.

Aphrodite: I want a husband.

Artemis: Marriage is overrated.

Apollo: I miss my male lovers. :'(

Hades: I miss Persephone.

Persephone: Aww! I miss you too!

Demeter: Ew, gross.

Poseidon: Cute.

Ares: I wanna make a war.