After finally catching up to my victims after a few minutes of chasing them, I finally have them cornered. Hearing their crys, getting annoyed.

As I was about to kill them I hear my phone ring. It’s my wife. I answer it and you’re currently yelling at me for being late. You worry about me a lot.

“Don’t worry dear, I’m on my way home now.” I say hanging up.

“Look, you got me in trouble with my wife” I say as I walk towards them and quickly take their life.