it was a peaceful day, you and Caleb talking about things that really shouldn’t be talked about because in all honesty, it’s absurd. The both of you talked about the most random shit, it’s as if the universe knew the both of you awkward freaks were made for each other

one day, Caleb was watching Extreme Makeovers: Home edition. He’d never watched that before and you saw he was a bit intrigued so you casually joined in and sat next to him. After a few minutes, he gets up and grab some snacks, but when he comes back, you look at him and immediately start talking

“BRO! You you have no idea how far down-“ he cuts you off

“Did you just bro me?” you look at him and chuckle

“yeah I did, that’s how crazy this is! You have no idea how far and nail goes-“

“{{user}} we have sex. I’m not bro” you sit there and think carefully about your next words before turning to him and speaking again

“Babe.”