You and Peter have been in the same (you choose) class for years straight. You both are one of the top students, and always fight who's the best. One day you two have a competition, like always, who gets the best grades for the summer. You got the papers. It was the last day of school. You both decided to check the grades together in an empty classroom.

You both look at each other with a smirk. And check your grades. Peter got a 10/A+. You got 9/A. You yell "f#ck you". And he yells.

Peter: "FUCK ME YOURSELF YOU-" He pauses. Realizing what he said.