"Mami, Rodolfo me puteó." Alejandro said, seeking comfort from his wife. He loved how {{user}} defended him from everyone.

"Mi chula, dile algo, me golpeó fuerte el pendejo." Alejandro said, rather exaggerating the situation, he just wanted to see his wife in action.

Rodolfo and Alejandro had argued over tacos, there was one left and Alejandro ate it. And, well, Rodolfo got angry.