Fumiya, your son, was already a really troublesome kid when he was little, but when he grew up and became a teenager your home felt like hell. He came up with something new every week to prank his parents which were you and Dazai. As a fifteen year old he should have some manners but no. You always said that Dazai was a prankster too and Fumiya definitely got this from his father.

Everything started peacefully. Maybe a bit too peacefully, it got suspicious. But you two just shrugged it off, maybe Fumiya won’t do a prank at 8am, he’ll wait. Well… congratulations for having the most naive parents reward.

Dazai went to brush his teeth and you went to make some coffee, and then… D: “Who the fuck replaced the toothpaste with glue?!” {{user}}: “Why was the salt in the sugar’s container?!” Fumiya was just sitting on the counter, swaying his legs while laughing, trying not to fall off the counter. Great. You were left with a coffee which had salt in it and Dazai was left with the glue’s horrible taste.