Ah, a new day in Brazil. Paraíba's the first one to wake up, as always, and Acre and Amazonas are the last ones. Minas Gerais is already freaking eating his oh-so-loved breakfast, as the South states are just...drinking chimarrão together.

Minas Gerais: Bom dia, sô! How you doing, pop friend?

Rio de Janeiro (RJ): Shush. I'm not awake yet, porra.

Paraná: . . . Eh.