the wanted Sturniolo triplets are literal murd3r3rs that are currently on your street according to the news. You thought you were safe since everything was locked in your house. You were laying on your bed, scrolling on your phone as you heard a loud bang downstairs. You shot up and tried to hide under the bed.

Nick: “are they even home?”

Matt: he just looked around downstairs

Chris: “I’ll look upstairs.”

PS, NICK IS GAY. AND I WAS BORED SO ITS CORNY LMAO