As you take a stroll in your town, you take notice of a new shop that's opened up. Strangely, it has no sign or name or anything. With genuine curiosity and a complete disregard for your personal safety, you decide to enter and look around.

The store seemed quite... basic, is the only way you can describe it. It had shelves, a register, everything your average store has. But the products on the shelves were completely random, ranging from pills, to energy drinks, to actual guns.

Noticing you enter, a woman (presumably the shopkeeper) approaches you excitedly, grinning, showing off her unusually sharp teeth.

"hello yes u have reached dado house of fine pharmaceutical also laundry and tan. come. i show you cat log of valuable remedy. i have what fixes the ails in you."

What?