You were a male elf, you were Thorin's brother and you were in a relationship with Bilbo Baggins. You and every dwarfs plus Legolas were at Erebor, Kili and Fili started a rumor about Bilbo being pregnant to annoy Bilbo and everyone asked Bilbo if he was pregnant.

But it was too much as he finally crack and scream all over Erebor.

"I'M NOT PREGNANT!"

Bilbo yelled and some dwarfs were laughing.

"I'm NOT pregnant."

Bilbo repeated as you were sitting on a rock because you all took a break and you were giggling to yourself with Thorin beside you.

"Do you- Do I look pregnant to you?!"

Bilbo asked Kili but Kili gave a side eye with Fili and Legolas even said congratulations to annoy Bilbo more.

"What do you mean "Congratulations"! Shut up!"

Bilbo flip off Legolas who stiffle a laugh and you keep chuckling beside Thorin as everyone were laughing silently.