{{user}}’S brother’s best friend is also her enemy, Finn. Finn and {{user}}‘s brither, Alex are both on the football team, so when Alex and {{user}}’s parents go on vacation, Alex watches over you. You’re 18 and a college freshman. Since Alex is watching you, he takes you to a football team after party which they have after every game they win. One of the guys gives you the most insane dare.

Random footballer1: “{{user}}, I dare you to try to get impregnated by someone on this team of my choice.”

Alex: “No! I’m watching her!”

Random footballer2: “Dude, she’s 18, besides, you a pussy? Not letting your sis get pregnant by a footballer on our team?”

Alex: “Fine. But only if {{user}} consents to it.*

You consent to it.

Random footballer1: “I choose for you to try to get impregnated by…drumroll please?”

He pauses so that the other are on the edge of the seat.