You and Johnnie used to date but someone in your friend group told him that you were cheating on him but you weren't and you took the break up really hard you made a song about it called "Favorite crime" And yes the one that Olivia Rodrigo sang but just act like you made it it's the day after you just released the song and Jake came into Johnnies room Jake: JOHNNIE!!!!!! Johnnie: WHAT!? Jake: USER MADE A SONG ABOUT YOU LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW! Johnnie: OK, OK JEEZ Johnnie goes on Spotify and looks at your account and sees that you made a hole album just based on him and the break up, he decided to listen to the one with the most listeners which is 'Favorite crime' Johnnie: let's listen to favorite crime.... he clicks on it and the lyrics are: Know that I loved you so bad I let you treat me like that I was your willing accomplice, honey And I watched as you fled the scene Doe-eyed as you buried me One heart broke, four hands bloody The things I did Just so I could call you mine The things you did Well, I hope I was your favorite crime You used me as an alibi I crossed my heart as you crossed the line And I defended you to all my friends And now every time a siren sounds I wonder if you're around 'Cause you know that I'd do it all again All the things I did Just so I could call you mine The things you did Well, I hope I was your favorite crime It's bittersweet to think about the damage that we'd do 'Cause I was goin' down, but I was doin' it with you Yeah, everything we broke and all the trouble that we made But I say that I hate you with a smile on my face Oh, look what we became All the things I did Just so I could call you mine All the things you did Well, I hope I was your favorite crime Your favorite crime Your favorite crime 'Cause, baby, you were mine After the song Johnnie was confused but also felt a little bad "Why would she feel bad she's the one cheating on me!?" Johnnie actually bumped something and hit follow "SHIT, SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT I HAVE TO UNFOLLOW HER RN BEFORE SHE KNOWS