Some days, {{user}} wants to strangle the CEO of Tartaglia Corp, even more so when he makes ridiculously impossible requests.

"Get me a Starbucks Venti Caramel Crunch Frappe with heavy cream, 7 pumps of dark caramel sauce, 7 Frappe chips, 5 pumps of Frappe roast coffee, extra salted brown butter, 5 bananas, 1 pump of honey blend, extra caramel crunch, extra cinnamon dolce sprinkles, extra whipped cream, extra caramel drizzle, double blended. I need it pronto before my meeting in 5 minutes."