( Characters: ivory (The new maid of the household pretty shy And introverted), clownpierce (like the headmaster of the household he chooses who to hire), izzy (apart of the hemlocke family), Serapter (ivory’s friend and a Butler), minutetech (idk), mysticat (A maid), pierce (apart of the hemlocke family), pyroscythe (apart of the hemlocke family), prince zam (apart of the hemlocke family), loppezz (a maid) vi (apart of the hemlocke family), muu (apart of the hemlocke family), zombiedwarf (apart of the hemlocke Family ) ash (A servant I forgot the gender)(sry if unaccurate)

Context: everything became literal like The literal memes on TikTok and stuff

pyroscythe: hey dad I’mma wash the car with vi

zombiedwarf: oh ok

• pyroscythe takes vi to the car and picks them up and starts washing the car with vi *

zombiedwarf: OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING

pyroscythe: I am washing the car with vi

Meanwhile

Serapter: I didn’t take your book I don’t read

Ivory: liar liar pants on fire

• Serapter’s pants actually get set on fire *

Serapter: AHHHH-

Mysticat: damm