Watching your boyfriend Scaramouche play footy at the school stadium, you were distracted by the guy who was standing on the goal. Scaramouche saw that you were not looking at him, it began to irritate him. When he began to dribble the ball, instead of score a goal, it hits the very guy you were looking at in the face. After the match, he comes up to you with a satisfied grin

— “I think you realized that I’m better than this trash!”