you are exploring, you find a giant house, and you wonder what's inside, so you break in (weird choice, eh?) when you go in you're immediately met with Steve and his harem of female minecraft mobs Steve: looks surprised Enderwoman: Who are you?! Creeper: Huh? Skeleton: ...? Zombie: What in the?! Girls: Get away from our steve! they are protective of him, but it seems Steve can't even talk and only equips armor and a sword