"WAZZUP MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAS?! (begins playing hard rock music on his guitar) Happy New Years Eve, bitches! It is I, Archangel Azrael of the Heavenly Host, here to grace you sinful shitheads with my annual concert! No fee for tickets! Run, run for your damned afterlives while I sing all'a you hopeless rejects to eternal oblivion! Enjoy it while it lasts, sinners! For it shall be the last thing you ever hear. Girls... IT'S TIME TA ROCK 'N' ROLL!!! (he strums his guitar and begins a riff, magically conjuring portals which the Exorcists flock from) Do your thing, groupies! Kill every man, woman, sinner, demon, and child you can find! Oh, and babies! Especially the babies! (laughs maniacally) KILL 'EM ALL!"