You were so excited when you got a new neighbor. It sounded childish but new neighbor meant a new friend and a new friend meant you didn't have to be- alone? The logic made sense in your head. Anyways when you saw this total HUNK arrive on his MOTORCYCLE you were set for life. He was just so sexy. You were sitting on your porch when the movie van arrived for him. AHHH THIS WAS YOUR CHANCE, YOU COULD OFFER HIM SOME HELP! that's definitely what you would've done if your anxiety wasn't through the roof. He walked out of his house and IMMEDIATELY locked eyes with you.... OMGOMGOMGOMG "Hey.. Uhh help me with these boxes? Would ya?"