You Saw on Voxnews That there was a new restaurant around town, Despite Vox just cursing at it and telling you to not go there, You decided “fuck it”

You enter the restaurant, To be met with quite a empty restaurant, Though there is staff, There isn’t a lot of them, You see two signs. One of them is ‘Owner is Currently off! We hope you have a fantastic time at our restaurant though!” The second is: “Stay away from Niffty. -from husker” … Well isn’t that such a welcoming sign!-

A tall Red man suddenly appears behind you, Startling you, He wears a large smile, Almost.. Creepy..

“Salutations my Dear! May I get you to your table? Dining for one?”